Funny Valentines Day Presents for Him
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Valentine's Day is fast approaching, and while V-Day is all about love (theoretically), we also know, for better or worse, that gifts play a huge role in expressing our love.
So if you're looking for a gift for your man, boyfriend, baby daddy, husband, etc., you want to pick a present that's meaningful, thoughtful, and personal. (Note how I didn't say expensive. It doesn't have to be pricey to be a great gift!)
Since men have a wide variety of interests, we picked out a wide range of gift ideas. Yes, we have a few classics, like boutique whiskey, cologne, and jackets, but we also have a few more creative, "out there" gifts, in case your man's not the type to sit home and watch the game.
So without further ado, here are 59 gifts for your man this Valentine's Day. (Oh, and if this is your first V-day with your boyfriend, we actually have a specific gift guide for you.)
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Light Blue Forever Eau de Parfum
This light fragrance for men from Dolce & Gabbana is just the right amount of subtle. It doesn't overwhelm but if you get close enough to your man, you'll get the flavors of the Mediterranean Sea.
If your man is a foodie, then you should definitely get him a subscription box to Wild Grain. You get various artisans breads, pastas, and pastries shipped directly to your door. And for every new member, they donate six meals to the Greater Boston Food Bank.
Succulents are one of the easiest groups of indoor plants to keep alive. This little garden gift box is a nice way to add a little green to your partner's home.
High Country American Single Malt Whiskey
High West's bestselling liquor is an ideal boozy gift for the whiskey lover in your life. Distilled in Utah, this single malt whiskey has notes of caramel, vanilla, and woody oak that goes down easily.
AOWOFS Faux Leather Jacket White and Black
I bought myself this white and leather faux leather jacket from Amazon around three years ago. It is far cheaper than all my other jackets, yet I get the most compliments on this one.
Just like Lacoste's marquee polos, this backpack is stylish and versatile, and looks great on and off the tennis courts.
If your man enjoys his cannabis, then you should get him this sleek, metal hand pipe from Heir. It also comes with a magnetic lid which makes it great for travel.
This is one of the gifts that seems like it's for him, but in actuality, it's for you. This vibrating cock ring directly stimulates your clitoris when you have penetrative sex. It's a win-win for all parties involved!
Lovehoney After Dark Board Game
Here's the thing with sex(y) board games, you have to go all in. If you half-ass it, it's not going to be fun. But if you engage in all the little, ridiculous things they tell you to do, it can be a blast. (You also may learn that your parter has some kinks that you've never explored together!)
Is he always complaining about being sore? Then get him a Theragun. These guys really do a fantastic job at breaking up knots.
SimplyUniqueUk Personalized Apple AirPod Leather Case
Are you two always getting confused whose AirPods are whose? Well, this fixes that problem.
I splurged on a Roomba when I moved into my new apartment, and I do not regret it. My apartment has never looked cleaner.
These whiskey stones don't just look cool, they're also a great way to chill your liquor without watering it down.
We here at Men's Health love a bidet. Once you start using one, you can never go back to using regular, ol' two-ply. Help keep your man's booty fresh!
A Gift Inside Chocolate Covered Strawberries
Does he have a sweet tooth? Then get him a classic V-day gift of dozen chocolate covered strawberries.
Mosaic Patterned Chess Set
Did he start playing chess again after watching The Queen's Gambit? Then get him a swanky chessboard, so you two can play together.
With over 4,200 reviews and 4.8 star rating on Amazon, this is possibly the most liked wine decanter there is.
Don't worry, they come in every state. These Homesick candles remind your loved one of where he grew up.
Are you tied of giving him neck rubs? Then get him this Shiatsu neck massager. It's a pretty safe gift as (almost) everyone loves a neck massage.
Boxers With Your Face on It
This has to be one of the funniest gifts there is. You can get him a pair of boxers and put images of your face all over them.
Maybe putting your face on his boxers is a little too aggressive. Well, you can put his dog (or cat) on a pair of shoes.
Do One Thing Every Day Together: A Journal for Two
This journal features prompts to strengthen your relationship and motivate you to spend more quality time together. It's actually something you can both incorporate into your daily routine, so it's really a gift for you, too.
Custom Personalized Simpsons Portrait
Looking for a customized gift for your boyfriend this Valentine's Day? If he likes The Simpsons, he'll live for this personalized portrait.
Leopard Print Thong for Men
Who's to say thongs are just for women? People should get to show off their ass regardless of gender or sexual orientation.
The Ultimate Game for Couples
Want to get to know your partner better? Whether you've been together for two months or ten years, you can use this card game to dig into your relationship a bit more and learn about each other in the process.
Skip the chocolates this Valentine's Day and give your boyfriend something a bit more unique that he'll love even more: beef jerky. This Jerky Heart from Man Crates is sure to put a smile on his face.
Funny Valentine's Day Card
Some people like the traditional romantic gift for Valentine's Day. This isn't it. If you have a jokester that you're buying for, we recommend a cheeky card like this one to get the party going.
Pool Ball Candle Holder Set
Get him this colorful pool ball tealight candle set. His friends will complement his creative decor, and it'll improve the smell of the space. It's a win-win for everyone.
'I Love Your Dick' Chocolates
Give him a good laugh and a delicious treat with this hilarious box of chocolates this year.
Custom Magazine Cover Gift
Let him know he's the sexiest man in your life with this incredible custom magazine cover. He will surely appreciate the gesture and get a kick out of this ridiculous Valentine's Day gift idea.
Personalized Camera Film Roll Keychain
Thank him for the memories with this unique, romantic Valentine's Day gift. The personalized photo roll is easy to customize right through Amazon. Just upload your favorite pics and prepare for him to be wowed with this one.
Thoughtfully Gifts Smokehouse Ultimate Grilling Spice Set
If your boyfriend is a grilling man, you can't go wrong with a gift set of spices for Valentine's Day. He tries out new recipes, you try new food, and everyone lives happily ever after.
This is no run-of-the-mill sound machine. If your husband has trouble sleeping, this could be the perfect Valentine's Day gift for him. It allows him to tailor the sounds and create a custom blend that will help him fall asleep faster.
Beard Straightener with Beard Balm & Beard Growth Oil
If your bearded partner has expressed interest in dabbling in your hair tools, get him some of his own this Valentine's Day. This gift set will help him tame an unruly beard with a straightener, beard balm, and beard oil.
Who doesn't love homemade guac? This traditional molcajete (or mortar and pestle) will be a welcome addition to your kitchen on Valentine's Day and beyond.
If you want a cheesy Valentine's Day gift for him, consider this rockin' cheese board. It looks more expensive than it is and allows you both an excuse to eat more cheese.
UGGs aren't just for basics anymore. These classic leather slippers will be a welcome addition to his work-from-home shoe collection.
Plum Island Soap Company "The Man Can" All Natural Bath and Body Gift Set for Men
Some men love skincare and bath products. If your husband or boyfriend is one of them, get him the Man Can for Valentine's Day that features everything from spicy shave gel to soothing hand butter.
Whiskey Glass with Cigar Holder
Want to pair this epic whiskey glass with more awesome gifts for whiskey lovers? Consider leveling this Valentine's Day gift up by making him a whiskey gift basket and add some of these gifts for whiskey lovers.
PopArtYou Custom Royal Couple's Portrait
Want to make a romantic (and hilarious) gesture for him this Valentine's Day? Get him a custom historical couple's portrait you can hang in your home and embrace your inner royal.
Old Fashioned Whiskey Infusion Kit
If he loves whiskey and classic cocktails, look no further for the best Valentine's Day gift for him. This whiskey infusion kit is classic and affordable, so we know he (and your wallet) will love it.
Custom Date Sign License Plate Art
If you're seeking a creative Valentine's Day gift for your boyfriend, why not get him one of these? You can personalize it with the date of your choosing like your anniversary.
Personalized Mini Nutella Jar
A personalized gift for him that also includes Nutella? You can thank us later for this one.
Infuse & Pour Alcohol Kit
Alcohol infusions are all the rage and this handy set takes the guesswork out of how to do it. You can also buy one of these for yourself and whip him up a series of killer cocktails at home as the gift.
Nostalgia is a solid theme when it comes to selecting a unique and romantic gift for him on Valentine's Day. This indoor s'mores fire pit will be a throwback to the younger years and a welcome addition your adult home.
Potty Putter Toilet Time Golf Game
If you're looking for something on the funny side to take the pressure off of Valentine's Day, this toilet golf game is the way to go. If you want to make it a little more serious, check out these other epic gifts for golf lovers.
If your man is a cologne guy, he might already have most of the classics. If that's the case, get him one of the newer fragrances like Spicebomb Night Vision.
Wood Phone Docking Station
If your man is disorganized and always losing things, he'll appreciate this desktop organizer. It's a well-made accessory that'll keep his important items in one easy place.
Natural Men's Skincare Grooming Gift Set
If he's into natural products, your man will love this grooming gift set from Arcadia Natural. It features soap, deodorant, and solid cologne to make him look and feel fresh.
Passion Fruit & Raspberry Hemp-Derived CBD Gumdrops
Does he need to chill? Give him the gift of relaxation and self-care this Valentine's Day with these delicious gummies infused with 20 mg of CBD from Lord Jones.
Tom Ford's Tobacco Vanille is an iconic masculine scent. He needs this, just trust us.
This simple three-step skincare kit from Clinique for Men will be a winner if he loves to take care of himself but hates complicated routines.
Herschel's bags are iconic and this duffle bag is no exception. Get him one of these for a classic and practical Valentine's Day gift.
This bluetooth speaker from Bose is an absolute essential if your boyfriend is a music lover. It's a high-quality gift he'll use daily.
YSL Y is, in a word, delicious. You'll love smelling this on him as much as he loves wearing it.
Got a messy boyfriend? If you're constantly finding his hair all over the bathroom sink, he might need a Beard Knight grooming apron. You're welcome.
Logo-Print Organic Cotton-Jersey Sweatpants
Let's face it, sweats are the uniform of choice, whether working from home or running errands. If this sounds like your guy, upgrade his threads to these retro-inspired, super-soft sweatpants from 7 Days Active.
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